Do and Dont's from my Fucking Stupid Landlord

1.Open, truthful and honest communication is expected
(well, I am thinking sometime your sister voice is irritating and pls ask her to keep the mouth shut and talk softly)...this for sure i wont tell in front of u as u are so damn scare of ur sis stupid coward)

2. NO SMOKING in any part of the house.However, you may smoke far away outside and ensure the second hand smoke does not get into the house.( well this i s agree and say sry)

3. Friends are not allowed to come over too often or stay overnight. Short visits are okay, but not for prolonged periods. Family members are welcomed to visit once a while( so i wanna ask is boyfriend consider family or jz fren le??)

4. Lights, Fans and washing machine must be switched off when no one is in the room, toilet, hall or kitchen( well.sometimes forget to switch izzit will cost u thousand of cents???)

5. Only light cooking is allowed.(Since when u see me hv heavy cooking? i think u hv cook more heavy then me lo...all da oil smell alwaz make my room smell so oily)

6. Wash used cooking utensils and do not leave it unwashed for more than 2 days.( I have been seeing u nvr wash ur pan for 1 week, if u think of saying ppl pls look at urself first)

7.Tha vaccum cleaner,TV,fridge,gas stove & washing machine are allowed to be use.(thnx much but i think 1 week i maybe only use once,CHEAP)

8. Duplication of keys is strictly prohibited and unauthorized entry to the house is a serious offence.( Then y u duplicate the key for ur sis le?)

9.Make the effort to dispose of your rubbish/waste in a neat and tidy manner.( hello!!! pls look at the kitchen whose thing is simply throw around? and I only throw once in ur precious dustbin and u expect me to throw away all da rubbish for you?)

Well i think i need to talk to her about some issue which i nvr done in this fucking stupid house... she is making things ridiculous and unpredictable...is she lost her hormone in this age? I think i will ask lots of bugler to FUCK her thru she go crazy....

Dear ppl if u meet this kind of landlord pls try ur best way to move out.... I am goin to move very soon... Pls help me to search a room

Freaking tired of stayin here think of some place to move haiz...